Phineaz

I feel you. I know how many hits I can get in just stabbing at unexpected moments at long range with my sword, with a spear it would be plenty easier.

Have you ever fenced against a spear?

Debatable, considering that with relativity and all one might age slower, thus pushing into a lower age braked.

Disclaimer a: Great shower thought! Disclaimer b: I am really bad a physics, make me rip if needed.

Seemingly pointless tasks such as washing sand!

Toxicologists and medical scientists looking for data on humans suddenly having to learn Japanese (or German) ...

Tough luck, this might affect his grandkid, not the kid. Epigenetic imprinting (the semi-permanent kind) is done during oogenesis, which if I am right occurs during pregnancy.

Context?

No.

Absolutely, but this is an age where muzzle loaders were still a thing (I know, it's lever action) AND she is posing for a cool photograph.

Well, it may not be a banger, but it certainly was a banger.

Tell me you wouldn't hold it any different

I ... you do know that it has benn, like, two days? One day? I don't know when you folks are done over there. If you think "ah, Trump still does not recognise the election, but Harris is just as bad!" then I don't think we have a further basis for discussion.