Is this that pizzagate I've heard so much about?
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
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Is that pizza kosher at least?
IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.
It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.
Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.
As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.
And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.
It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.
How far we have fallen
28 character limit?
Fuck that
— Pierce Brown’s dramatis personae
Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!
you gotta appreciate the effort though
And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.
I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.
Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites
Okay as a Chicagoan I'm inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.
And here as an Estonian I thought pizza was an Italian food but it seems increasingly American at this rate lmao
if you also cut the larger triangles in two and do it all very precisely, you can cut the pizza into 24 triangles of roughly the same size
Its glorious!
Gasp... That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.
Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.
Wait, you can make cool shapes with a pizza laser? I've just been using it for that delicious burning pizza smell...
Then use a directed air jet
I have no idea how a directed air jet would work here. But I did fill my waterjet cutter with pizza sauce so fingers crossed I've found a less malodorous solution to geometric pizza.
Some people like the burnt laser cheese taste but I'm not into it. I prefer to use my laser to add grill lines to my burgers the way BK does to the whopper before microwaving it.
This guy maths.
probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)
sexagrams
Isn't that just OnlyFans?
I googled it and nothing interesting appeared
You were warned.
DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn
Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?
Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?
Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.
for me there was one image that was somewhat interesting... nothing too exciting though
Boring :(
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