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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Is this that pizzagate I've heard so much about?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that pizza kosher at least?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

IIRC meat and dairy together isn't kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren't either.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

How far we have fallen

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Fuck that

— Pierce Brown’s dramatis personae

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you gotta appreciate the effort though

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.

I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.

Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay as a Chicagoan I'm inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

And here as an Estonian I thought pizza was an Italian food but it seems increasingly American at this rate lmao

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

if you also cut the larger triangles in two and do it all very precisely, you can cut the pizza into 24 triangles of roughly the same size

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Its glorious!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gasp... That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Wait, you can make cool shapes with a pizza laser? I've just been using it for that delicious burning pizza smell...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then use a directed air jet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I have no idea how a directed air jet would work here. But I did fill my waterjet cutter with pizza sauce so fingers crossed I've found a less malodorous solution to geometric pizza.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Some people like the burnt laser cheese taste but I'm not into it. I prefer to use my laser to add grill lines to my burgers the way BK does to the whopper before microwaving it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

This guy maths.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

sexagrams

Isn't that just OnlyFans?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I googled it and nothing interesting appeared

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You were warned.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

for me there was one image that was somewhat interesting... nothing too exciting though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Upvote for the warning

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