"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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There is bald lady
And topless, and probably has a huge cock
Or maybe a vagina
We saw a man propose to his wife in a cute way. There was a person playing music and he got on his knees. She said yes and people were being supportive.
Then I got down on my knee and proposed to my wife (again). My wife said no and walked away.
I then quietly left the area to the awkward strangers, turned the corner to find my wife laughing at me.
your wife sounds fun, is she single?
Or at least available ;)
That is fucking fantastic. 😆 😊
500 for one discount, just post an ad in the paper for couples wanting to get engaged, rent out a beach pay for a sky writer charge each viewer ~50 to have will you marry me written in the sky boom
~ $25,000 -Subtotal
~ $150 -beach rental.
~ $2,500 -Skywriter.
~ $22,350 -Profit
Free engagement -Priceless
I'm so confused
See, a skywriter is a guy who gets paid to write messages in the sky with a plane's exaust. It's not so much a thing anymore, but it used to be the type of thing you'd see in movies.
So this guy does that, on a beach, and proposes to his girlfriend. Meanwhile the other 4 couples can also see the message on account of how skies work. But those other 4 guys had no intention of proposing that day. So now they're on a beach, their girlfriends are excited for something that isn't coming, meanwhile the couple in yhe middle IS having a proposal.
Very much a thing if you live near a municipal airport, much less a thing if you don't.
Oh I didn't see the plane XD. I thought it was just what they were all saying
That one guy must feel weird about having hair.
Maybe it's a topless girl
Not unlikely at all if it's a European beach.
Save money by proposing at the same time
dropship proposals
I didn't get you a ring because it's an exploitative industry
But I got you this burger king onion ring!
But then I got hungry so I ate it.
We could make an app for that!
A groupon
As far as I can tell, only one of them is actually proposing and has a ring while the others are about to get a really rude awakening.
Or the others will just have 4 awkward conversations
True, that's how the comic works. I was spinning it further