For those of you speaking German: Hast du enen Scherzkeks gefrühstückt?
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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You can't have your cake.
You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
She looks like she's been through the run of the mill
Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.
Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.
It's all water under the fridge.
Exactly. Making these things up ain't rocket appliances.
And there’s so many out there already you can use the existing ones and teach others; get two birds stoned at once
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A bird in the hand is worth its weight in gold.
Icarus flew too close to the man in the moon.
Find a penny, pick it up. Would you like some making fuck?
BERSERKER!
Outstanding, friend. Got a laugh out of me.
Those that live in glass houses can throw the first stone.
Don't throw glasses in a stone house.
I had a boss who said:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck his ass to make him drink."
I... I just... Can't.
Okay, you win the internet for the day. 👍
Me when I say I'll meet new people: we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
i'n not the brightest bulb in the shed, but i sure am the sharpest!
This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word
You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her douche.
I spit my drink. Oh well, it's water under the fridge.
🎵 Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!