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submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"We must first implement base functionality, then we will add all the auxiliary components."

x months pass

"Alright, base functionality has been implemented and it works. Good job team, lets ship it!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hey, do I work for you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

You do now!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The project itself is very boring. This is why I sprinkle in fun stuff on top of the project that devs will get to do once the boring part is done.

But oh no! We had just enough time to finish the "boring part" and no time for "the rest of the project", darn it! :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I to sprinkle sarcasm and get fired. It's my soft skill.