this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As my ex would say, "you're pretty when you don't talk."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

My girlfriend says that about me. I'm an introvert with asocial tendencies most of the time, but when it comes to her or random strangers on the internet, I can't seem to ever shut the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

One of my favorites : “You’re absolutely perfect. Don’t speak now, you might spoil it.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

My older sister used to tell me I was funny ..... funny looking