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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

so she took it from the boy and slowly placed it behind a "substantial" tree

Nice

It reminds me when I was clearing out by grandparents garage and my dad threw a grenade at me. It was hollowed out but it still gave me a heart attack.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Did he hit you with a classic dad line like, "hey hold this, a pin thing just fell out of it" while scouring at the floor as he threw it?