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The sharp edges and lack of crumble zones do additional damage (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I can't envision an scenario where Superman would need to throw a car at someone. He has laser eyes and anything that can tank that or one of his punches could easily withstand a car.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (3 children)

And that's why you don't think when Superman solves something, he's nearly as fast as the Flash, he could have half the city's crimes taken care of in a few minutes without worrying about a random inconvenience that trips up the Flash.

This penny arcade comic shows it well enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Wow their comics do weird stuff on mobile

This is my fault for being on mobile like a filthy casual 😔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I feel like this is robbed by the perfectly valid objections in the second panel not really being answered by "throw into the sun."