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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Sorry I'm a foreign I know 911 is for the police what is 999 for exactly??

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Police, fire, ambulance, coastguard, mountain rescue.

Then the police phone the Ministry of Defence who send a disposal team.

999 is the original. 911 didn’t come along until 30 years later.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

It's the British equivalent.
In the US people dial 911, in the UK it's 999

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

I don't know. Personally, I would have called 0118999881999119725... 3

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Believe it or not, also the police. Just in a different country.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I think it's for the police in the Britains