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[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I think autocorrect got you, unless there was a secret bellybutton supply we don't know about?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

a secret bellybutton supply

Aye, the Navel Reserve.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I would like some navel assistance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

You ever been on a ship from that era? If you’re over 5’ tall you’ll spend a lot of time bent over staring at your navel

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Belly button lint was used as a cartridge if paper wasn't available.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Ohh! TIL, thank you.

... Hey, wait a minute!