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Germ-theory skeptic RFK Jr. goes swimming in sewage-tainted water (arstechnica.com)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I get sometimes going “I’ll roll the dice”

Me: I’d like my steak medium rare
Government: That could expose you to some health risks because it’s not cooked well done.
Me: Yep, I’d rather enjoy a medium rare steak and take my chances.

What the fuck was the logic on this one though?!

RFK: I want to swim in sewage
Government: it’s a bad idea to swim in sewage
RFK: I LOVE SEWAGE!!!
Government: you are a Kennedy right? You all dont have a pool?
RFK: worm in brain need poop, poop in water, yum yum poop