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Atheists can you confirm? (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So many questions:

So, once it has been in the SATAN configuration the jam is always evil?
1b. If that's the case, After an evil toast has been digested, does it mean the poo is also evil?
1c. If an evil poo is used to fertilize crops, are the crops evil?
1d. etc.
If you spell out SATAN on your toast, but you use too much jam, so you scrape some off and smear it on a different piece of toast, is the second toast evil?
If you spell out SATAN on your toast, but the toast happened to have Jesus' likeness on it, do they cancel out, or is that extra blasphemous?
What if you use two different jams, like STN in raspberry and AA in strawberry?
What if you split SATAN across two pieces of toast?
5b. If yes, what if you eat them in the wrong order?
Why do I enjoy overthinking inherently non-sensical bullshit so much...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It works like holy water, if at least 51% of a glob of jam is Satan jam, the whole glob becomes Satan jam

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Yes it actually does transfer in this way. In fact it gains more power through potentization. That's why this is so dangerous.
Evil is in fact transferable in this way. It's important not to have any atheists in the production chain because of this. One could write Satan on some toast, scrape it back into the factory vat of jam, now you've got a massive problem on your hands.
It depends on the order things are added and the relative power levels of the appliers. So two people of neutral power one puts Jesus on the toast it is holy, then one puts Satan on there it becomes unholy, but if the first person is like a pastor or something and the second one is some rando it could remain holy (though in a weakened state). After being marked with Satan you can counter it though by rubbing a cross all over your food. This is why you should always say grace at restaurants it helps dispell atheist induced evil.
Sounds ritualistic to me, would probably increase the evil power.
This also sounds ritualistic but puts some of the weight on the eater. So if eaten in the right order it would increase the evil but eaten in the wrong order disrupts the ritual. Probably not a sure fire safeguard though.
When Satan is in the mix there is no such thing as overthinking.