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[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Unfortunately it's out of date, and fawning and freezing have since been added.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ah yes the well known biological drive to put leftover food in the freezer.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

You are mixing up the four Fs

Fight Flight Freeze and Fawn as the response to Fear

And functions of hypothalamus that had shit mnemonic put in textbook.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Those are trauma responses, not exactly the same sort of list as basic biological drives. Inter-related, certainly, but not quite the same.

I’m just proud I got through this comment without saying “ackshually”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Flop, funster, fib... It's like some authors need to leave their mark on that list by adding yet another F.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fawning? As in giving birth? Giving adoration? Acting childish?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's freezing.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Sucking up to the oppressor. Stockholm syndrome is an extreme example. It prioritises long term survival over freedom.

Basically, be nice to the bastard aggressive boss, and hopefully he won't fire you for looking at him funny.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

it doesn't matter how many f words they come up with, we're all saying the same one in the moment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

ironically, the person experiencing all of the f things are all thinking the same f word regardless