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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would totally be happy being a robot's pet. I bet they'd give me a great gaming PC if I promised not to pee on the sofa.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago

Nah, my luck I end up adopted by some redneck robot, like the ones that build trucks or something, and I have to live chained to a tree, sleeping in an old tractor tire.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if I promised not to pee on the sofa.

There's always some over the top requirements!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well there are other ways to mark my territory, to be fair.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or more fun ways. Like cumming on the sofa.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Found JD Vance’s Lemmy account!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

We didn't invent Cheetos stains for nothing. It's a strong marker.