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why though (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Well how do you keep yourself from murdering and raping all you want without religion?"

"I do murder and rape all I want, for, you see, I do not want to murder or rape!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

it's called consensual BDSM (obviously not the first bit though)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This one was always really funny to me. As if their supposed god himself hasn't explicitly commanded (and even committed) both of these sins on numerous occasions.