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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Not really not the onion though. The Pope was apparently calling priests in Gaza almost every day. He believed parking the Popemobile in front of hospitals and children's clinics would make for really bad optics if (who am I kidding, when) Israel bombs them.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (9 children)

He was right though, it would look terrible when Israel bombs them.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Yesterday Israel used a bomb for a gender reveal. They don't care if they look bad.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago
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