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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you rember that, it’s time to get your colonoscopy and prostate checked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Uh oh, I can't find my prostate. I'll ask my gyno where it is on my next visit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

It’s your Skene's gland. :-)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

✅ Colonoscopy

⬜ Prostate exam

I'm 40yo. I'm practically in the grave already!