Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember a harmless over that just randomly opened your CD tray while it ran. Called something like cup holder, or something like that.

Shit that was a long time ago...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

I wrote something like that back in HS and put it in the startup folder of every computer in our school library. I set it to wait about 10 minutes before opening the drive and then periodically after that

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you rember that, it’s time to get your colonoscopy and prostate checked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Uh oh, I can't find my prostate. I'll ask my gyno where it is on my next visit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

It’s your Skene's gland. :-)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

✅ Colonoscopy

⬜ Prostate exam

I'm 40yo. I'm practically in the grave already!