this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 138 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Anon's sister sounds hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

So only she can have the funny ideas?

[–] [email protected] 115 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Depending on their relationship that's either super uncomfortable or funny af. And to Anon's question on what to respond "ok daddy" is a pretty good candidate imo.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Ewww" is a much better response.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Pornhub statistics show that was a lie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

How did you get access to my pornhub viewing stats?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 weeks ago

The same way everyone else does, I purchased all your private information from a data broker. Your mother is ashamed, but your sister says “how YOU doin’?”