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What, don't you want to play "Kane and Lynch: Dog Days 2" just because we turned the entire fucking subway car into an advertisement for it?
It feels like the Mariachi band that only goes away when you pay them. If you don't buy it, we're going to have to buy space on your living room wall and put a speaker in there to play ads for it, so fucking buy it you dummy, you don't have a choice.
And you will enjoy it. It will be game of the year, don't think about it, just accept this game is brilliant, you just spent $90 on it after all!