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Wait till he hears that dragons are from China.
I don't think that that's the case. I remember reading something about theories about independent development of dragon traditions based on discovery of exposed dinosaur fossils.
kagis
Wikipedia says that the earliest stuff we have records of are from the Near East, but that it's not clear where origins were. Possible that they independently developed.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon
Sounds woke with all that multiculturalism and rainbows. Only 'Murican dragons for real 'Muricans.