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I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer? (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I had a co-worker get a warning once for eating leftover pizza. I've seen my mom eat the messiest sandwich and get off with a warning. It really depends on how many kids you have to drop off. No one fucks with a hungry momma bear.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

There's eating food and there's eating food and swerving out of your lane

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

ok but I imagine a burrito is easier to handle than a hen