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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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I'm sure it happens all the time, right officer? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is literally me, I'll eat tacos while driving.

Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said "this might be problematic"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey that tree doesn't deserve that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But what does? You can't hope for neonazis to cross the road all the time. They are pretty unreliable

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can't stop me at those speeds