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[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Since when can't you eat and drive?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Some places will fine you even if you can demonstrably still drive perfectly well even to do complicated maneuvers, because if the law says you have to be driving in a good position to keep in perfect control of your vehicle at all times it means cops can fine you for anything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

Isn't it more about the reaction times to unplanned things?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 19 hours ago

When it makes you swerve into another lane?

It's a skill issue.