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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

One time when I was a kid in school I had several sneezes in a row and on the last 3 I also farted

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"i once sneezed multiple times"
the fuck, do you not sneeze at least 5 times at minimum? it's not rare for me to go 7 times before the nose decides it's done

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

depends on what kinds of things are in the air I guess