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Spoken by someone who will never be able to shit and ejaculate simultaneously
You’ve somehow figured out a way to disappoint my eyes. I didn’t know my eyes had feeling until I read this comment. Thanks, I guess in a weird way.
and your comment made me feer my eyes too! just not in as bad of a way
That’s not a gender limitation.
Spoken by someone with only one liver
OK, Prometheus.