this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Spoken by someone who will never be able to shit and ejaculate simultaneously

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’ve somehow figured out a way to disappoint my eyes. I didn’t know my eyes had feeling until I read this comment. Thanks, I guess in a weird way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

and your comment made me feer my eyes too! just not in as bad of a way

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s not a gender limitation.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spoken by someone with only one liver

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

OK, Prometheus.