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Toot Toot (i.imgur.com)

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Omg I'm post surgery and I had heard of farts traveling forward but now I've experienced it. It is a weird feeling I don't know if I'll ever get used to it

Edit to add bonus experience: I wear a lot of dresses. Before when I'd fart it would funnel up be escape at the back of my neck. Now sometimes when it travels forward it funnels up and escapes right in my face

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

It is a weird feeling I don't know if I'll ever get used to it

After 33 years I can comfortably tell you, you won't get used to it. Welcome!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

How powerful are your farts? I'm not sure I've ever had one I could discernibly say exited via the back of my neck!