this post was submitted on 24 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

and i hope i start shitting gold bricks sometime soon

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Hour 5 of crying on the shitter: "I take it back! I DON'T WANT TO SHIT GOLD BRICKS ANYMORE!"

Seriously, who the hell said that first, and why does everyone just go with it? At least be reasonable and go with gold nuggets or something...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That’s gonna hurt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

reminds me of my favorite expression;
wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets full faster