Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Don't do that

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

Too late, already invited all my friends over for supper.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

But how will you feed all these people with only one loaf of bread???

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It's cool, he has a fish too!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And wine!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude, he knows I'm recovering, I brought water for a reason!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Hey guys, don't say anything, ok? I'm gonna switch his drink out later and really fuck with him!

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