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Caption: Judy said her family hasn’t got the MMR vaccine because they ‘don’t like the things in it’
I will cut off my left testicle and eat it for breakfast if Judy can name one ingredient in the MMR vaccine.
anyone knows it contains mind control chips
Their left testicle?
I bet her kids get to eat that nacho cheese that comes in a can.
Nanobots from the Illuminati
Water.
My name is Judy.
I was this close to adding "other than water" to my comment.
Whelp... Looks like it's gonna be jerk style with a side of jollof rice and pikliz.
The death of Apollo brought me here.
Comments like these are why I've stayed.
What a kickass opening line.
...oh, the app. Still works, I guess.
Aren't mmr vaccines oil based?
Seed oil.
5Gee modem too I think. It’s just leechcraft from these wizards.