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[–] [email protected] 203 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Honestly, based genie. Instead of fucking you over by twisting your wish into something negative, he fucks you over by spending time on small details. At least the latter will likely result in something you actually want, whereas the former will probably suck.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

These aren't small details, they are crucial details.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What's the opposite of a monkey's paw?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Probably an autistic genie. It's important to get the details right!

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 days ago (1 children)

After all that I still get brittle bone disease!?!

What? You said you wanted your Bones less dense, do you know how much bone I had to remove to let you fly with hummingbird wings?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can't be worse than boneitis.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Ah boneitis, my only regret