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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server

So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Correlates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner"