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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“Don’t do the shots”

Nah you just do the funerals instead.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Funerals are more expensive than vaccines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Funeral homes gotta eat too you know

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only one person cries with a shot. In a funeral everyone cries. Better! More cry per $$ spent!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Also don’t forget the baby funeral industry! More money being spent there stimulates the economy!