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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What if the basketball fell out on its own?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Sounds a lot like traveling to me. That's illegal unless you're a sovereign citizen; then it's the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Basketball miscarriage, straight to jail.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Texas will punch her in the god damn face