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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

tfw you just finished cleaning some kid's remains from the chocolate packaging assembly line and now it's time for the daily Oompa Loompa dance routine rehearsal

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Her enthusiasm really sells it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Laugh all you want all I know is I got $10 in my wallet and could probably get just about anything I want with her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol this website is so fucking weird. I make a joke that she looks like a prostitute that wouldn't charge much and it's so controversial. You come along and say ' she's even cheaper' and it's not controversial at all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

We like a good saving here, even if it's from an imaginary prostitute.