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[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He does solely pay them in cocoa beans and I'm pretty sure you can get high off of cocoa beans if you consume enough and oompa loompas are dramatically smaller than humans, so yeah he's paying them in drugs to live and work in his factory, after he smuggled them from Loompaland.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

i thought they were saved from being hunted as game?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

In the Depp one its a bit that and a bit that they worship the beans, so he being a smart businessman saw that as free labour

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

That's what Willy Wonka's PR department would like you to think.