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(How to trigger programmers (and make them irrationally angry) (programming.dev)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Html is a programming language.

[+] [email protected] -11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

That’s right there with calling JS, PowerShell and Bash “programming languages”. I said what I said.

Edit: I’m a developer myself and it looks like I triggered everyone just as the post said. Thanks for playing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think what people generally mean when they say programming language (other than just a language to write a program) is that the language is turing complete. Even with this more limited definition, JavaScript, Bash, and Powershell are turing complete and therefore programming languages.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell me you don't know what a programming language is without telling me you don't know what a programming language is

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

tbf javascript is not a programming language, it is the language of the devil

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

What if the devil is a programmer?
Would explain a lot of things actually