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That's 2 eggs, per second. Or is that ½ an egg per second?
Either way, I can't lay eggs that fast...
How quickly can you lay eggs? Any non-zero answer is impressive. Negative is almost more confusing than impressive.
This is the stonk market yo, if I gotta go negative, I just push the eggs back in for later. Don't you?
....
No. Like, no....
Never.
Literally no one does that...
Are... Are you okay?
That’s about one egg per second
today...