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Cardi B Blames Trump for Ruining Her $3000 Shoes at Super Bowl — Demands Return of Deported Uncle as Payback (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You missed the punchline, one instant later.

She claimed her uncle was deported as part of Trump’s mass deportation plan.

Way to bury the fucking lede. When did this happen? Why the fuck did neither Mediaite nor Cardi B think that part was important, except to clarify one aspect of how she thought shoe justice could be achieved?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine being her uncle...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Seriously. Soul-crushing. I bet he also really liked those shoes. Now they take that from him, too.