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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's a silly joke for little kids of preschool age and it only makes sense if you include the right sound effects. It's supposed to go like this: Two balloons are floating along, one says to the other: - Hey look a cactussssssssssss! - Where isssssssssss it?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One that works in English:

A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I'm not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: "We don't serve your kind here. get out". The argon atom doesn't react.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?" The barman says: "For you, no charge".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn't translate! "A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests." In German, "geladen" means both "invited" and "charged".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.

"Oh, nothing, I'm just passing through."