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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I can remember one time:

"P for Potato",

"B for... err... i dunno, Botato?".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Potato

Botato

Brother the explicit purpose of the phonetic alphabet is to make all of the letters audibly distinguishable by ensuring none of them rhyme

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yet I've had someone tell me “P for Pear” which did not answer my question “B or P?”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I wish more people knew the Geneva standard phonetic alphabet or whatever the fuck it's called

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Good point Cotato and Kotato would certainly be a problem.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I can understand your confusion, but the first one he pronounced "po-tah-to".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Bruh... It's P for "pterodactyl".