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Yeah, when it's just a case of 3 people who all want to fuck both of the others, it's kinda hard to go wrong.
Though it also works best if at least 2 of the participants are active lovers. Two starfishes would be more like the one person takes turns fucking the others. Three starfishes would probably just end up being a threesome agreed upon that never ends up happening.
At least one person needs to be bold enough to make a move.
Three starfishes just lie on the bed, slowly moving mere inches per hour
Hot.
You might be terminally straight. I’m so sorry
Don't want to be that guy, but it does seem kind of wrong to be OK with generalizing straight people in this way, while I would (rightfully) get banned if I made a similar generalization here about queer people.
Since when does being straight mean you're bad at sex? I imagine the % of straight people who suck at sex is higher, but that's just because queer people are more sexually adventurous in general.
Terminal?! Is there no cure? You’re the best doctor in the tri state area! You gotta be able to patch me up!
there is an experimental treatment...
Go on…I’m open and willing! Whatever will set me straight! I mean, not straight.
it's dick
Ugh! If I weren’t so straight I would clutch my pearls. Maybe I’ll have to go buy some pearls to clutch.