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Wait, do vegetables have good feelings or evil ones??
Even more evil, trust me, I lived with one once
Hol' up a minute
I find the hardest part about eating vegetables is getting around the wheelchair.
Plop them on the bed first
Replace the bathtub with a cooking pot and you'll have your vegetables slide in just like that.