Programmer Humor

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

of there was proof that chickens could contribute to the Ecmascript standard I would probably stop being vegan tbf

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

if cows could be on the C++ committee i would eat nothing but hamburgers

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every programming language has it's own weakness but we still learned it and pretend it will never happened to us.
Moral of the story : JUST LEARN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE THAT CAN MAKE YOU MORE MONEY NOT THE ONE YOU LIKE, BECAUSE YOU NEED MONEY

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

“JavaScript” isn’t so bad with React + Next + Typescript + Lodash + …

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