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You have the ability to control any person in the world for one minute, what do you do with this ability? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Only one time use.

Think of like world leaders, celebrities, ya know 😉. Are you gonna make them do some embarassing things, or illegal acts.

My answer:

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Take control of an NSA agent with access to the most powerful hacking tools, hack everyone's phone, install a program that randomly have a popup at random intervals, the popup message says "I'm watching you". This also tries to spread itself to any other phone it can connect to. Pure chaos 😈

Pretty sure I can do this in a minute, depending on how good the NSA tools are.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Not a lot you can do in one minute. Maybe a tweet? so would have to take the muskrat.

"After a discussion with president elect orange turdball I will be shutting down X January next year, you can find me over on Truth Social"

Then sign him out of twitter from each device in range.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Your action was a lot less violent than mine.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Musk -> nearest window

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Think bigger. Musk could probably walk into a meeting room with Mango Mussolini, strapped up, and he wouldn't be searched.