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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Guten Tag! Ve are from se Small Government Staffel, here to inspect your bedroom. Vere are your papers for sese?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You are sheltering them under the floorboards, are you not?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

A government so small it can fit inside your butthole.

Is it in yet?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Herr Oberdildogeneral