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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:

Did I forget any?

Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

And belly buttons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist.

I also never claimed to be human.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Let me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But when they came for me..

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Texas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's ok but only if a priest is present