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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

For those saying Figure or it didn't happen, from the paper

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's one chimp's kink, not a trend.

Also, I did not expect to write that sentence.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

"Meanwhile, in the other group, a male named Juma was identified as the possible innovator of the daring new grass-in-butt variation, which spread to most of his group mates within a week, according to the study."

So apparently it wasn't just his kink. Most of them had a twig up their ass, lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A couple others tried, but it's Juma's thing

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems like grass-in-rectum is not a hit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It is with Juma

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago