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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They're the Weight Watchers Raccoon Squad, intercepting that lady's unnecessary late-night calories.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If I gave up on food because of three racoons, I was clearly not actually hungry and probably just bored.

Hungry me would be like, "You wanna go? You wanna see how humans resolve this?! Let's fucking go! Eating tacos and racoon tonight, come on!"

I praise their nobility for knowing when someone's not hungry, just bored.