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[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 days ago (13 children)

A recall that 99% won't be claimed since if you are buying butter you know it contains milk. Gotta be real dumb to think the butter is milk free.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You do realize we're talking about the same society that requires a warning label to not eat the shampoo?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's the same society that just elected a fascist dictator-wannabe. No matter how many intelligent people you know, there's enough to do that.

Maybe warning labels were a mistake...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Was trump the 'tide-pod’ of presidents...?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

What?! You can eat the shampoo? No dog food for Victor tonight!

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